Hold my beer. (Not really)

What they said:

"We'd like you to write the script for a video that honors and promotes a 90-year-old fruit company in NCW, built by industry legends that have been memorialized in several different ways, and that now boasts international distribution. In 300 words or less."

What she said:

"No problem. Hold my beer."

Author's note:

This is not true. What she did (she being me), in fact, was spend about 2 weeks hyperventilating, stooping under the weight of the enormous pressure of getting it 'right', and pacing. Lots of pacing. This phase was followed by a period of collecting thoughts, scribbling notes, conducting interviews, sequestration, and ultimately  this gem.

Auvil Fruit Company, it has been an honor.